Notes from the Rush Limbaugh Show: 9-7-07
The supposed Osama Bin Laden video has the Drive-Bys orgasming over his new look. His beard isn’t gray anymore. He dyed it black! Obviously, he’s been using Dan Rather’s stylist. Who knows if it’s really even him? It reminds us of the GI Joe doll that Al-Qaeda used as a hostage way back in 2005. The media accepted that with no questions asked, as well. (Rush 24/7 Members: Listen Here).
When the transcript of this tape finally emerged, the Drive-Bys were less pleased. It reads like a kook, left-wing rant, covering global warming and excoriating Democrats for not ending the war in Iraq, which they were elected to do! How must Dick Durbin, Ted Kennedy, Chuck Schumer and the rest of the Democratic Party feel when they hear Bin Laden sound just like they do? (Rush 24/7 Members: Listen Here).
Michelle Obama proves Joe Biden wrong. She says that her husband is “stinky.” He’s still articulate, though.
Fugitive Clinton fundraiser Norman Hsu was dragged off a train on a stretcher in Colorado after a “suicide” attempt.
We’ve received another dispatch from our friend Tazz, serving in Iraq.
CNN asks The Breck Girl to analyze Chuck Schumer’s despicable comments about our troops in Iraq.
The Democrats have set themselves up for defeat with their actions leading up to the Petraeus Report. The report notes success, but says we won’t know if the gains will remain until a year or so from now. President Bush has outmaneuvered these people again, folks. He has libs like Baghdad Jim McDermott stammering and sputtering.
A study shows that children are smarter than chimps.
Steve Jobs offers a $100 credit for those who paid full price for the recently discounted iPhone. That means he owes Rush roughly four grand in credits.
In a stirring monologue, Rush relates how he’s been asking liberals he’s met why they think that in just 250 years of existence, the United States of America has become the greatest, most powerful, most generous, most advanced country in human history. The answer busts the liberal cocoon in which the Blame America First crowd lives its life. (Rush 24/7 Members: Listen Here).
A Gallup Poll says on the “feelings scale” Obama is warm and Hillary is cold. In another study of the obvious, “progressive Baptists” (who knew there were any) aren’t jumping on Hillary’s bandwagon.
Don’t believe those who say we can’t build a border fence. Look at all the things we built in the 1930s, during a depression. We can build anything, if we really want to do so.
That’s just a taste of what will be at RushLimbaugh.comwhen we update the site. Have a great weekend!
6 Comments
The video is totally a fake.
You’re talking about the one with Bin Laden right? I saw part of it and totally agree. I f it is a fake, all I can say is this, the propaganda from BOTH sides, democrats and Republicans has to stop. To use something like that is childish and ridiculous. They should all grow up.
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